How many buttons does the remote control of your toilet have?

"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
03/29/2015 at 00:26 • Filed to: None

Mine has 32... Not bad huh??

And this is what you find in 7/11

Not bad for a lousy 7/11 toilets no? and yes, it's everywhere like that.

DISCUSSION (37)

Axial > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:28

Why does your toilet have a remote?

Flavien Vidal > Axial
03/29/2015 at 00:29

To control all the options of course!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:29

But, why....

TheHondaBro > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:30

Why does your toilet have options?

Flavien Vidal > TheHondaBro
03/29/2015 at 00:30

Confort of course.

Flavien Vidal > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
03/29/2015 at 00:30

Because Japan...

Axial > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:32

Witchcraft!

Flavien Vidal > Axial
03/29/2015 at 00:33

Yep, my toilets have more buttons and options than my corvette had... Scary :)

Axial > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:35

Yes, but it only has one lever, and no knobs!

Squid > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:38

Got to love the heated seat and heated ass hole sprayer.

PRBot II > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:39

Gotta be careful around toilets with that many options. I don't recommend pressing the "reverse" button.

Flavien Vidal > Axial
03/29/2015 at 00:39

Like James May would say, "Yes, it does have a knob."

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 00:56

Two buttons, one full flush and the other half flush.

Flavien Vidal > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
03/29/2015 at 01:01

These are the Model T of toilets man! What about modernism!! Your ass NEEDS technology!

lonestranger > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 01:14

Mine has 27. And they're labelled in English because I'm in Canada. Betcha didn't know there were fancy toilets outside of Japan, eh?

Kinja'd!!!

Flavien Vidal > lonestranger
03/29/2015 at 03:05

Oh yes I knew :)

I've specialized in Toto toilet ever since my first trip to Japan a long time ago haha. These are not Toto though? What are they?

Svend > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 03:18

I'm happy enough with the lever or push down button toilets. The infrared self flushing public toilets are okay I guess.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 03:29

that's just stupidity , plain and simple.

orcim > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/29/2015 at 04:07

3/4 of the world washes (like these) while 1/4 wipes with paper.

Someone is stupid, surely? Or maybe they're just different. Who's to tell.

orcim > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 04:10

Back in the late 80's, I remember not being able to translate the buttons, but pressed them anyway after doing my duty. Lucky for me, I had arms. I pressed "scrubbing spray" and my legs immediately wanted to "stand and escape" while my arms clamped on the seat and wouldn't let go, even while trying to stand.

Took a second or two to think, "ok... I think..'

Then progressed, dried, etc. and checked with small piece of TP. It was perfect - no paper needed. Love these things and if I ever get more monies, will put one in my house.

pip bip - choose Corrour > orcim
03/29/2015 at 04:12

3/4 of the world using that type?

i don't think so.

i've been through parts of Germany & Belgium , USA , UK , Ireland , Australia , Malaysia & NZ and never seen toilets like these.

i'd have said 3/4 of the world uses paper.

orcim > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/29/2015 at 04:18

Nonono.. they wash, not wipe. Look it up. Then instead of not thinking so you'll know so. That toilet is top line stuff, not mainstream. Doesn't change what it's doing, though.

A simple "how much of the world uses toilet paper" google search will show it. All those places you've been are western places, but they are minority in the world of populations. (And I wouldn't consider that some of their paper is actually usable.. the old Yugoslavia comes to mind where the choice was sandpaper or wax paper. Weird.)

What I want to know is how the engineers ever designed the thing. How did they know where the butthole was on all the people so that the arm that sprays you clean is pointing at the right place?

Flavien Vidal > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/29/2015 at 04:19

lol what??

Yeah I see you're old school, TP all the way man! and even TP is stupid actually, newspapers are where it's at!! And well, Asia represents 4.4 billions inhabitants on earth and guess what? It's 3/4.

but who am I talking to lol, you've been everywhere already!

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 04:32

Until today I had no knowledge of such ass tech. I will now have to research buttons.

jkm7680 > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 07:48

One, and that's the flush. Because I don't need an anal probe built in.

Flavien Vidal > jkm7680
03/29/2015 at 07:51

What if it makes you feel soooooooo good on your throne???

jkm7680 > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 07:54

I'm just scared that the toilet will stage a hostile takeover, strap you down and do unspeakable things with it's built in unnecessary functions.

Flavien Vidal > jkm7680
03/29/2015 at 08:00

Kinja'd!!!

Nisman > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 08:37

I wish I had one. Dunno why nobody on Oppo likes having a clean toilet and ass.

lonestranger > Flavien Vidal
03/29/2015 at 12:01

It is a Toto Neorest 500. My sister calls it by name, "Toto-san" . And it's not actually mine, it's my parent's.

thebigbossyboss > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
03/31/2015 at 09:11

One button: Flush.

thebigbossyboss > lonestranger
03/31/2015 at 09:13

What in the sweet mother god is this????!!!??? I have never seen anything like this in my damn life.

thebigbossyboss > orcim
03/31/2015 at 09:17

Really? I have travelled a decent amount and never encountered something like this. Of course, I have mostly been to 3rd world countries like Burkina Faso.

lonestranger > thebigbossyboss
03/31/2015 at 12:43

Toilet with built-in bidet .

Front or rear cleansing as well as oscillating or pulsating jets.

The water is heated; temperature, pressure, and water wand position are instantly adjustable.

Warm air dryer and heated seat are also adjustable.

Deodorizing exhaust fan removes odours from the bowl before they stink up the bathroom.

Electric pump-powered cyclone flush.

Electrically rising lid and seat.

Flush and lid can be automatically operated via optical sensor.

Today I learned that Will Smith has one .

thebigbossyboss > lonestranger
03/31/2015 at 12:48

Damn man. I had never considered such options. After living the 3rd world for a while I am just thankful for plumbing.

thebigbossyboss > lonestranger
03/31/2015 at 12:52

Also ets 2. Went back to profile before mods. Lost about 10,000 kms of driving but mostly done with the game at this point so not sure if care. :)

orcim > thebigbossyboss
03/31/2015 at 17:42

I think it's spread out, so totally possible to miss it in any western style country (no matter the relative income levels.) But this (and other googling) would make it seem so.

http://www.toiletpaperhistory.net/toilet-paper-f…